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So, I've gotta create a lesson plan.
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Topic Started: Monday 15-11-2010, 02:03 (307 Views)
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:03
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YEE-HAW!
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It's for a hypothetical lesson on HTML. It's supposed to cover the basics, because, well, it's a basic lesson. I'm drawing a blank though as to what things I should incorporate. So...help The Choco, pl0x.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:03
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Party time
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Teach people how to make a basic porn site
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:04
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YEE-HAW!
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This is supposed to be for middle/high school students, Shag...
...though, that doesn't really mean much, now does it? >_>
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:06
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Teach kids the staple of every geocities page ever: how to display underconstruction.gif.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:06
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Party time
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Whatever you might end up inspiring the next great porn site
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Monday 15-11-2010, 02:07
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TYODS
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Monday 15-11-2010, 03:33
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Agree with porn site
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Monday 15-11-2010, 04:07
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
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porn site
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i need to learn to make one ... Shag'll be the one and only character.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 04:19
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NOTHING
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text formatting (bold, italics, underline) text and background coloring basic tables and table manipulation
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Monday 15-11-2010, 04:24
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porn site
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i need to learn to make one ... Shag'll be the one and only character. We need BYA and his beard as cameo appearances
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Monday 15-11-2010, 05:34
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I also support the porn site.
Mikey's thing has scholarly merit, so I should likely ignore it completely.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 06:28
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A Phishing Site.
It requires more creativity.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 13:12
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Teach them how to make a "The Hills" fansite. We need more of those.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 18:50
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Italian delight
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On a more serious side note, start your class by showing a webpage made entirely out of text and tell your students you will teach them how to structure everything. At the end of the class, they should be able to properly display all of the information.
Note: I know nothing about HTML except how to use linebreaks, the paragraph and title tags.
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Monday 15-11-2010, 19:10
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- Monday 15-11-2010, 04:19
text formatting (bold, italics, underline) text and background coloring basic tables and table manipulation
this, but lets make it fun, have them format this
Spoiler: click to toggle Teransia International Airport, Zoloa
The massive hallways throughout the world's largest airport were empty. Announcements for flights to all sorts of locations rang out to unresponsive ears. Everyone was still seated where they were, stunned still by what they had just seen on MNO. Hurried discussion began to go on between people who were sitting there.
Finally, one man stood. He began to walk away, shaking his head. Another man ran up to him, and stopped him. "Where are YOU going?" demanded the man. "Move from my path." came the reply. "I do not know you, and I do not wish to know you. Your accent speaks of a Vendian background, and I have no time for one of them." "You haven't heard of me?" said the man. "My name is Lucas Marcellus. And for your information, this Vendian is the one who is going to fly the plane that you and these other idiot Zoloans are waiting for!" Civien Krummer looked the guy up and down, before laughing. "Please...don't make me laugh. A Vendian can't even spell plane, let alone fly one!" And with that, Civien began to walk off.
He didn't get far before he was grabbed from behind. He tried to fight off his assailant, but was quickly subdued by the attacker's overwhelming strength. He glanced to his right to see Lucas in the same predicament as him. They were quickly bound, and once blindfolds were placed on their faces, they were dragged away.
Shortly after, the blindfolds were removed. Both men found themselves in a large warehouse. The entire place was empty, except for the people in the corner, also bound. Lucas and Civien were thrown over there with the others. Almost immediately after that, a bright light filled the room. Everyone looked down to shield their eyes from the glow. When the light faded, a woman was seen standing there. She wore pure white, and the clothes radiated with a brilliant and pure glow.
"Well done." said the woman to the people who had dragged them in. "Your task is complete. Your payment is waiting for you outside." The men ran off, leaving the mysterious woman with everyone.
"Allow me to introduce myself." she began. "My name is Cynthia. I have brought together all of you, the best that Merodia has to offer. I see that you've already placed yourselves according to the continents, but that has got to stop. Sure, the leaders are idiots, making war amongst themselves for no real reason, but that does not mean that you all will do the same. In fact, in order for us to succeed, you all MUST put your differences aside and work together."
"Work with a Zoloan?" shouted a woman. "Never!" "Yeah..." agreed a man. "You know a Dallian can't be trusted."
"Silence!" shouted Cynthia in a voice that commanded total attention. "Don't you see? There is a new enemy among us, one who wants to conquer all of Merodia! These petty rivalries are pointless in the face of true danger! Now, get up. I will return shortly. The ropes that have bound you are gone. If you want to leave, leave. If you want to fight amongst yourselves, be my guest. But the end of Merodia is at hand, and if you all don't get it together, we are all doomed."
And with that, Cynthia vanished just as she came in. Everyone just stood there, not knowing what to do next.
"I want a status report...NOW!" "Secondary generator is at 12%. Primary is at 11%." "How much longer?" "Estimated time to completion: 4 days."
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Teransia International Airport, Zoloa The people were all huddled in various parts of the warehouse, sleeping. Cynthia hadn't re-surfaced, and nobody seemed to care. They were all just tired.
Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The walls began swaying back and forth as if they were going to collapse. Everyone jumped up, wondering what in the hell was going on. A peal of thunder ripped through the sky, and a massive gust of wind struck the warehouse, obliterating it instantly. The party was now facing a torrential storm.
The sky was black as night, even though it was really sometime in the morning. A chill of death and terror filled the sky. Lightning began raining down on the area, incinerating planes and the various people on the tarmac off in the distance. Another gust of wind struck the airport terminal, launching it skyward. Another gust of wind struck where everyone was standing, but somehow, everyone was able to keep their balance and not get blown away. With a few more blasts of lightning, the storm dissipated. The skies cleared up to reveal the total destruction of the Teransia International Airport and the neighborhood surrounding it. Even downtown Teransia could be seen burning in the distance.
Nobody knew how to respond at first. Everyone was silent for the longest time. Finally, Frank spoke up. "What in the hell just happened?" he demanded. "Some storm just hit." replied Kevin. "Looks like it was massive." "Wait...." interjected Alluvial. "That was no ordinary storm." "What!?" said Kevin. "Then what is it?" Alluvial sighed. "That was the work of a Weather Control Device, a Superweapon of extreme power." "A....Superweapon?" shouted Frank. "Where did it come from? Who is responsible?" "Well..." began Alluvial, "There is only one Weather Control Device in all of Merodia...and that is controlled by Vendia."
Frank began to shake at those words. He grew angrier and angrier by the second until he could contain it no longer. He ran up to Marcus and punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground in a single blow. He then ran at Syrue, who began to bring up his weapon in defense, but not before Frank delivered a swift kick to his abdomen, taking him down as well.
"You bastards!" Frank shouted towards the two on the ground. "Good for nothing bastard Vendians! I'm going to kill you all for what you've done here!" Frank reached for his weapon as Lestat and Civien ran up to grab him. With each man taking one of Frank's arms, they dragged him away, as he began shouting. "Let me go! Don't hold me back! What kind of Zoloans are you to protect Vendians...AFTER they attacked! They destroyed my home! They must pay!" Frank suddenly shifted his weight, throwing both men off guard. He used that brief moment to shake loose, and charge at Marcus and Syrue, who were finally off of the ground.
Suddenly, Frank began to glow. He rose up in the air just slightly, and was frozen in place. "That's enough from you." came a familiar voice. Cynthia had randomly appeared.
"So, it looks like you paid no attention to what I said." said Cynthia. "I told you that petty continental rivalries are not important here. And what do I find? You attacking two Vendians, preparing to even kill them?"
"I don't care about you or your little story or any of that!" shouted Frank. "Vendia just attacked my home, and they're going to pay!"
Frank suddenly was slammed into the ground, landing with a sickening THUD. "Mind your tongue, or watch what happens." warned Cynthia.
"Why did you do that?" said Alice. "Can't you see that he's upset? Show some compassion, for heaven's sake."
Cynthia began laughing. "Compassion? You foolish little girl....how little you truly know about life. Compassion is for the weak. If you try and be compassionate all your life, then you will be nothing." Cynthia began to shake her head. "It seems that I've assembled a bunch of idiots. Not a one of you has the capabilities to do anything other than be massive failures."
"You're wrong." shouted Alice. "The only massive failure here....is you."
Everything got silent after that statement. Everyone was shocked at Alice's statement, and were wondering what Cynthia would do in response.
Cynthia began glowing, just as she had when they first met her. When the glow faded, there were four Cynthias standing there. One held a sword, one held a shield, one held a staff, and one held nothing. "Me? A massive failure?" shouted all four in one voice. "Never! And allow me to prove to you just how wrong you are!"
The four forms of Cynthia stood, laughing as the people split off, and began to make plans for attack. As the resident strategist, 317 decided to head back, in order to give some strategic instructions to everyone. Naomi joined him so that she could heal people as they needed it. Defiance seemed to vanish, and Adpool got into a defensive stance. Kevin was the first to attack, firing a single shot at Shield Cynthia. The shell hit the shield, and the force of the hit made Shield Cynthia lose her balance. Harry, Civien, and Arcari all looked over and saw this, and prepared to charge. Kevin glanced over to Guy with a smile on his face, and Guy returned it, knowing exactly what to do now. Frank caught this smile and knew what was about to happen, and decided to join in from a distance. The three of them began emptying their weapons, firing shot after shot at Shield Cynthia, drawing the shield back so that Harry, Civien, and Arcari could get in range to attack.
As this was going on, Alice and Lestat began using their attacks against Staff Cynthia. Staff Cynthia began to twirl her staff around, negating and repelling the attacks back towards Alice and Lestat, who had to begin dodging the attacks in order to not be destroyed by them.
Meanwhile, Sword Cynthia noticed Vanessa's magic attacks, and began to charge her, raising her sword to a position in which she could slice Vanessa into two. As she was about to strike, Alexander's Elec-Chain grabbed a hold of her sword arm, pulling it back and preventing her from using it. "Hurry up!" he bellowed. "I don't know how long this will last!" Zen responded by delivering a Nukiuchi to her chest causing her to shout out in pain. She then swung her sword arm with such a ferocity that Alexander and his Elec-Chain went flying through the air.
Staff Cynthia was still pelting Alice and Lestat with spells when Redden began to fire his weapon at her. The shots caught her off guard, causing her to turn all her focus onto Redden, responding with a colossal attack that split the ground in front of him, knocking his weapon from his hand and causing his left foot to slip into the chasm that had appeared in the ground.
During this entire thing, the Unarmed Cynthia was doing nothing about Alluvial and Syrue's attacks against her. She dodged and avoided them, but would launch a counter. The two of them knew something was wrong, but wanted to hurry and finish her off.
Kite began firing energy arrows at Sword Cynthia, and she used her sword to easily cut them down in mid-air. This was the moment that James slammed into her from behind, knocking her to the ground. Alexander landed near her, and bound her with the Elec-Chain. James began to relentlessly attack her, savagely beating her with anything he could find necessary. The Elec-Chain wore out, but there was no need for it, as James' attacks easily took Sword Cynthia out. She simply vanished.
After a short while, Shield Cynthia couldn't withstand the attacks against her. Her shield exploded, allowing Harry's ax strike to deal the finishing blow to her. She fell to the ground and she too vanished.
Staff Cynthia was faring a bit better, but Alice, Lestat, and Redden had all taken up different spots, forcing her to focus on only one of them at a time, while the other two pelted her with attacks. Eventually, Staff Cynthia fell, and vanished, just as the others had.
The Unarmed Cynthia saw this and smiled. With a mere flick of her hand, she sent Alluvial and Syrue flying. She then saw Naomi provide curative magic for the two of them, who looked like they badly needed it.
"This exercise is now over." said Cynthia.
header, centering and all that stuff so that it looks better. also the " were fucked up when i pasted this, very annoying replacing them all. and i just checked and was able to replace them all in 1 click in the notepad file it was saved in. fml
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Monday 15-11-2010, 20:37
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On a more serious side note, start your class by showing a webpage made entirely out of text and tell your students you will teach them how to structure everything. At the end of the class, they should be able to properly display all of the information.
Note: I know nothing about HTML except how to use linebreaks, the paragraph and title tags. Just by using PotD/Zeta you already know a decent bit. HTML is wimpy shit >_>
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Monday 15-11-2010, 20:51
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text formatting (bold, italics, underline) text and background coloring basic tables and table manipulation
this, but lets make it fun, have them format this Spoiler: click to toggle Teransia International Airport, Zoloa
The massive hallways throughout the world's largest airport were empty. Announcements for flights to all sorts of locations rang out to unresponsive ears. Everyone was still seated where they were, stunned still by what they had just seen on MNO. Hurried discussion began to go on between people who were sitting there.
Finally, one man stood. He began to walk away, shaking his head. Another man ran up to him, and stopped him. "Where are YOU going?" demanded the man. "Move from my path." came the reply. "I do not know you, and I do not wish to know you. Your accent speaks of a Vendian background, and I have no time for one of them." "You haven't heard of me?" said the man. "My name is Lucas Marcellus. And for your information, this Vendian is the one who is going to fly the plane that you and these other idiot Zoloans are waiting for!" Civien Krummer looked the guy up and down, before laughing. "Please...don't make me laugh. A Vendian can't even spell plane, let alone fly one!" And with that, Civien began to walk off.
He didn't get far before he was grabbed from behind. He tried to fight off his assailant, but was quickly subdued by the attacker's overwhelming strength. He glanced to his right to see Lucas in the same predicament as him. They were quickly bound, and once blindfolds were placed on their faces, they were dragged away.
Shortly after, the blindfolds were removed. Both men found themselves in a large warehouse. The entire place was empty, except for the people in the corner, also bound. Lucas and Civien were thrown over there with the others. Almost immediately after that, a bright light filled the room. Everyone looked down to shield their eyes from the glow. When the light faded, a woman was seen standing there. She wore pure white, and the clothes radiated with a brilliant and pure glow.
"Well done." said the woman to the people who had dragged them in. "Your task is complete. Your payment is waiting for you outside." The men ran off, leaving the mysterious woman with everyone.
"Allow me to introduce myself." she began. "My name is Cynthia. I have brought together all of you, the best that Merodia has to offer. I see that you've already placed yourselves according to the continents, but that has got to stop. Sure, the leaders are idiots, making war amongst themselves for no real reason, but that does not mean that you all will do the same. In fact, in order for us to succeed, you all MUST put your differences aside and work together."
"Work with a Zoloan?" shouted a woman. "Never!" "Yeah..." agreed a man. "You know a Dallian can't be trusted."
"Silence!" shouted Cynthia in a voice that commanded total attention. "Don't you see? There is a new enemy among us, one who wants to conquer all of Merodia! These petty rivalries are pointless in the face of true danger! Now, get up. I will return shortly. The ropes that have bound you are gone. If you want to leave, leave. If you want to fight amongst yourselves, be my guest. But the end of Merodia is at hand, and if you all don't get it together, we are all doomed."
And with that, Cynthia vanished just as she came in. Everyone just stood there, not knowing what to do next.
"I want a status report...NOW!" "Secondary generator is at 12%. Primary is at 11%." "How much longer?" "Estimated time to completion: 4 days."
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Teransia International Airport, Zoloa The people were all huddled in various parts of the warehouse, sleeping. Cynthia hadn't re-surfaced, and nobody seemed to care. They were all just tired.
Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The walls began swaying back and forth as if they were going to collapse. Everyone jumped up, wondering what in the hell was going on. A peal of thunder ripped through the sky, and a massive gust of wind struck the warehouse, obliterating it instantly. The party was now facing a torrential storm.
The sky was black as night, even though it was really sometime in the morning. A chill of death and terror filled the sky. Lightning began raining down on the area, incinerating planes and the various people on the tarmac off in the distance. Another gust of wind struck the airport terminal, launching it skyward. Another gust of wind struck where everyone was standing, but somehow, everyone was able to keep their balance and not get blown away. With a few more blasts of lightning, the storm dissipated. The skies cleared up to reveal the total destruction of the Teransia International Airport and the neighborhood surrounding it. Even downtown Teransia could be seen burning in the distance.
Nobody knew how to respond at first. Everyone was silent for the longest time. Finally, Frank spoke up. "What in the hell just happened?" he demanded. "Some storm just hit." replied Kevin. "Looks like it was massive." "Wait...." interjected Alluvial. "That was no ordinary storm." "What!?" said Kevin. "Then what is it?" Alluvial sighed. "That was the work of a Weather Control Device, a Superweapon of extreme power." "A....Superweapon?" shouted Frank. "Where did it come from? Who is responsible?" "Well..." began Alluvial, "There is only one Weather Control Device in all of Merodia...and that is controlled by Vendia."
Frank began to shake at those words. He grew angrier and angrier by the second until he could contain it no longer. He ran up to Marcus and punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground in a single blow. He then ran at Syrue, who began to bring up his weapon in defense, but not before Frank delivered a swift kick to his abdomen, taking him down as well.
"You bastards!" Frank shouted towards the two on the ground. "Good for nothing bastard Vendians! I'm going to kill you all for what you've done here!" Frank reached for his weapon as Lestat and Civien ran up to grab him. With each man taking one of Frank's arms, they dragged him away, as he began shouting. "Let me go! Don't hold me back! What kind of Zoloans are you to protect Vendians...AFTER they attacked! They destroyed my home! They must pay!" Frank suddenly shifted his weight, throwing both men off guard. He used that brief moment to shake loose, and charge at Marcus and Syrue, who were finally off of the ground.
Suddenly, Frank began to glow. He rose up in the air just slightly, and was frozen in place. "That's enough from you." came a familiar voice. Cynthia had randomly appeared.
"So, it looks like you paid no attention to what I said." said Cynthia. "I told you that petty continental rivalries are not important here. And what do I find? You attacking two Vendians, preparing to even kill them?"
"I don't care about you or your little story or any of that!" shouted Frank. "Vendia just attacked my home, and they're going to pay!"
Frank suddenly was slammed into the ground, landing with a sickening THUD. "Mind your tongue, or watch what happens." warned Cynthia.
"Why did you do that?" said Alice. "Can't you see that he's upset? Show some compassion, for heaven's sake."
Cynthia began laughing. "Compassion? You foolish little girl....how little you truly know about life. Compassion is for the weak. If you try and be compassionate all your life, then you will be nothing." Cynthia began to shake her head. "It seems that I've assembled a bunch of idiots. Not a one of you has the capabilities to do anything other than be massive failures."
"You're wrong." shouted Alice. "The only massive failure here....is you."
Everything got silent after that statement. Everyone was shocked at Alice's statement, and were wondering what Cynthia would do in response.
Cynthia began glowing, just as she had when they first met her. When the glow faded, there were four Cynthias standing there. One held a sword, one held a shield, one held a staff, and one held nothing. "Me? A massive failure?" shouted all four in one voice. "Never! And allow me to prove to you just how wrong you are!"
The four forms of Cynthia stood, laughing as the people split off, and began to make plans for attack. As the resident strategist, 317 decided to head back, in order to give some strategic instructions to everyone. Naomi joined him so that she could heal people as they needed it. Defiance seemed to vanish, and Adpool got into a defensive stance. Kevin was the first to attack, firing a single shot at Shield Cynthia. The shell hit the shield, and the force of the hit made Shield Cynthia lose her balance. Harry, Civien, and Arcari all looked over and saw this, and prepared to charge. Kevin glanced over to Guy with a smile on his face, and Guy returned it, knowing exactly what to do now. Frank caught this smile and knew what was about to happen, and decided to join in from a distance. The three of them began emptying their weapons, firing shot after shot at Shield Cynthia, drawing the shield back so that Harry, Civien, and Arcari could get in range to attack.
As this was going on, Alice and Lestat began using their attacks against Staff Cynthia. Staff Cynthia began to twirl her staff around, negating and repelling the attacks back towards Alice and Lestat, who had to begin dodging the attacks in order to not be destroyed by them.
Meanwhile, Sword Cynthia noticed Vanessa's magic attacks, and began to charge her, raising her sword to a position in which she could slice Vanessa into two. As she was about to strike, Alexander's Elec-Chain grabbed a hold of her sword arm, pulling it back and preventing her from using it. "Hurry up!" he bellowed. "I don't know how long this will last!" Zen responded by delivering a Nukiuchi to her chest causing her to shout out in pain. She then swung her sword arm with such a ferocity that Alexander and his Elec-Chain went flying through the air.
Staff Cynthia was still pelting Alice and Lestat with spells when Redden began to fire his weapon at her. The shots caught her off guard, causing her to turn all her focus onto Redden, responding with a colossal attack that split the ground in front of him, knocking his weapon from his hand and causing his left foot to slip into the chasm that had appeared in the ground.
During this entire thing, the Unarmed Cynthia was doing nothing about Alluvial and Syrue's attacks against her. She dodged and avoided them, but would launch a counter. The two of them knew something was wrong, but wanted to hurry and finish her off.
Kite began firing energy arrows at Sword Cynthia, and she used her sword to easily cut them down in mid-air. This was the moment that James slammed into her from behind, knocking her to the ground. Alexander landed near her, and bound her with the Elec-Chain. James began to relentlessly attack her, savagely beating her with anything he could find necessary. The Elec-Chain wore out, but there was no need for it, as James' attacks easily took Sword Cynthia out. She simply vanished.
After a short while, Shield Cynthia couldn't withstand the attacks against her. Her shield exploded, allowing Harry's ax strike to deal the finishing blow to her. She fell to the ground and she too vanished.
Staff Cynthia was faring a bit better, but Alice, Lestat, and Redden had all taken up different spots, forcing her to focus on only one of them at a time, while the other two pelted her with attacks. Eventually, Staff Cynthia fell, and vanished, just as the others had.
The Unarmed Cynthia saw this and smiled. With a mere flick of her hand, she sent Alluvial and Syrue flying. She then saw Naomi provide curative magic for the two of them, who looked like they badly needed it.
"This exercise is now over." said Cynthia. header, centering and all that stuff so that it looks better. also the " were fucked up when i pasted this, very annoying replacing them all. and i just checked and was able to replace them all in 1 click in the notepad file it was saved in. fml
317 FTW
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how to turn a wall of text into a magnificent webpage. tables colours hell throw in an audio file at load while youre at it :) make it really '95.
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Tuesday 16-11-2010, 17:51
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I've had to reread several posts in here multiple times and they still make no fucking sense. What the fuck.
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Vespis
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Tuesday 16-11-2010, 17:52
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"Yahaa!"
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- Monday 15-11-2010, 20:51
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- Monday 15-11-2010, 19:10
- The Operator
- Monday 15-11-2010, 04:19
text formatting (bold, italics, underline) text and background coloring basic tables and table manipulation
this, but lets make it fun, have them format this Spoiler: click to toggle Teransia International Airport, Zoloa
The massive hallways throughout the world's largest airport were empty. Announcements for flights to all sorts of locations rang out to unresponsive ears. Everyone was still seated where they were, stunned still by what they had just seen on MNO. Hurried discussion began to go on between people who were sitting there.
Finally, one man stood. He began to walk away, shaking his head. Another man ran up to him, and stopped him. "Where are YOU going?" demanded the man. "Move from my path." came the reply. "I do not know you, and I do not wish to know you. Your accent speaks of a Vendian background, and I have no time for one of them." "You haven't heard of me?" said the man. "My name is Lucas Marcellus. And for your information, this Vendian is the one who is going to fly the plane that you and these other idiot Zoloans are waiting for!" Civien Krummer looked the guy up and down, before laughing. "Please...don't make me laugh. A Vendian can't even spell plane, let alone fly one!" And with that, Civien began to walk off.
He didn't get far before he was grabbed from behind. He tried to fight off his assailant, but was quickly subdued by the attacker's overwhelming strength. He glanced to his right to see Lucas in the same predicament as him. They were quickly bound, and once blindfolds were placed on their faces, they were dragged away.
Shortly after, the blindfolds were removed. Both men found themselves in a large warehouse. The entire place was empty, except for the people in the corner, also bound. Lucas and Civien were thrown over there with the others. Almost immediately after that, a bright light filled the room. Everyone looked down to shield their eyes from the glow. When the light faded, a woman was seen standing there. She wore pure white, and the clothes radiated with a brilliant and pure glow.
"Well done." said the woman to the people who had dragged them in. "Your task is complete. Your payment is waiting for you outside." The men ran off, leaving the mysterious woman with everyone.
"Allow me to introduce myself." she began. "My name is Cynthia. I have brought together all of you, the best that Merodia has to offer. I see that you've already placed yourselves according to the continents, but that has got to stop. Sure, the leaders are idiots, making war amongst themselves for no real reason, but that does not mean that you all will do the same. In fact, in order for us to succeed, you all MUST put your differences aside and work together."
"Work with a Zoloan?" shouted a woman. "Never!" "Yeah..." agreed a man. "You know a Dallian can't be trusted."
"Silence!" shouted Cynthia in a voice that commanded total attention. "Don't you see? There is a new enemy among us, one who wants to conquer all of Merodia! These petty rivalries are pointless in the face of true danger! Now, get up. I will return shortly. The ropes that have bound you are gone. If you want to leave, leave. If you want to fight amongst yourselves, be my guest. But the end of Merodia is at hand, and if you all don't get it together, we are all doomed."
And with that, Cynthia vanished just as she came in. Everyone just stood there, not knowing what to do next.
"I want a status report...NOW!" "Secondary generator is at 12%. Primary is at 11%." "How much longer?" "Estimated time to completion: 4 days."
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Teransia International Airport, Zoloa The people were all huddled in various parts of the warehouse, sleeping. Cynthia hadn't re-surfaced, and nobody seemed to care. They were all just tired.
Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The walls began swaying back and forth as if they were going to collapse. Everyone jumped up, wondering what in the hell was going on. A peal of thunder ripped through the sky, and a massive gust of wind struck the warehouse, obliterating it instantly. The party was now facing a torrential storm.
The sky was black as night, even though it was really sometime in the morning. A chill of death and terror filled the sky. Lightning began raining down on the area, incinerating planes and the various people on the tarmac off in the distance. Another gust of wind struck the airport terminal, launching it skyward. Another gust of wind struck where everyone was standing, but somehow, everyone was able to keep their balance and not get blown away. With a few more blasts of lightning, the storm dissipated. The skies cleared up to reveal the total destruction of the Teransia International Airport and the neighborhood surrounding it. Even downtown Teransia could be seen burning in the distance.
Nobody knew how to respond at first. Everyone was silent for the longest time. Finally, Frank spoke up. "What in the hell just happened?" he demanded. "Some storm just hit." replied Kevin. "Looks like it was massive." "Wait...." interjected Alluvial. "That was no ordinary storm." "What!?" said Kevin. "Then what is it?" Alluvial sighed. "That was the work of a Weather Control Device, a Superweapon of extreme power." "A....Superweapon?" shouted Frank. "Where did it come from? Who is responsible?" "Well..." began Alluvial, "There is only one Weather Control Device in all of Merodia...and that is controlled by Vendia."
Frank began to shake at those words. He grew angrier and angrier by the second until he could contain it no longer. He ran up to Marcus and punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground in a single blow. He then ran at Syrue, who began to bring up his weapon in defense, but not before Frank delivered a swift kick to his abdomen, taking him down as well.
"You bastards!" Frank shouted towards the two on the ground. "Good for nothing bastard Vendians! I'm going to kill you all for what you've done here!" Frank reached for his weapon as Lestat and Civien ran up to grab him. With each man taking one of Frank's arms, they dragged him away, as he began shouting. "Let me go! Don't hold me back! What kind of Zoloans are you to protect Vendians...AFTER they attacked! They destroyed my home! They must pay!" Frank suddenly shifted his weight, throwing both men off guard. He used that brief moment to shake loose, and charge at Marcus and Syrue, who were finally off of the ground.
Suddenly, Frank began to glow. He rose up in the air just slightly, and was frozen in place. "That's enough from you." came a familiar voice. Cynthia had randomly appeared.
"So, it looks like you paid no attention to what I said." said Cynthia. "I told you that petty continental rivalries are not important here. And what do I find? You attacking two Vendians, preparing to even kill them?"
"I don't care about you or your little story or any of that!" shouted Frank. "Vendia just attacked my home, and they're going to pay!"
Frank suddenly was slammed into the ground, landing with a sickening THUD. "Mind your tongue, or watch what happens." warned Cynthia.
"Why did you do that?" said Alice. "Can't you see that he's upset? Show some compassion, for heaven's sake."
Cynthia began laughing. "Compassion? You foolish little girl....how little you truly know about life. Compassion is for the weak. If you try and be compassionate all your life, then you will be nothing." Cynthia began to shake her head. "It seems that I've assembled a bunch of idiots. Not a one of you has the capabilities to do anything other than be massive failures."
"You're wrong." shouted Alice. "The only massive failure here....is you."
Everything got silent after that statement. Everyone was shocked at Alice's statement, and were wondering what Cynthia would do in response.
Cynthia began glowing, just as she had when they first met her. When the glow faded, there were four Cynthias standing there. One held a sword, one held a shield, one held a staff, and one held nothing. "Me? A massive failure?" shouted all four in one voice. "Never! And allow me to prove to you just how wrong you are!"
The four forms of Cynthia stood, laughing as the people split off, and began to make plans for attack. As the resident strategist, 317 decided to head back, in order to give some strategic instructions to everyone. Naomi joined him so that she could heal people as they needed it. Defiance seemed to vanish, and Adpool got into a defensive stance. Kevin was the first to attack, firing a single shot at Shield Cynthia. The shell hit the shield, and the force of the hit made Shield Cynthia lose her balance. Harry, Civien, and Arcari all looked over and saw this, and prepared to charge. Kevin glanced over to Guy with a smile on his face, and Guy returned it, knowing exactly what to do now. Frank caught this smile and knew what was about to happen, and decided to join in from a distance. The three of them began emptying their weapons, firing shot after shot at Shield Cynthia, drawing the shield back so that Harry, Civien, and Arcari could get in range to attack.
As this was going on, Alice and Lestat began using their attacks against Staff Cynthia. Staff Cynthia began to twirl her staff around, negating and repelling the attacks back towards Alice and Lestat, who had to begin dodging the attacks in order to not be destroyed by them.
Meanwhile, Sword Cynthia noticed Vanessa's magic attacks, and began to charge her, raising her sword to a position in which she could slice Vanessa into two. As she was about to strike, Alexander's Elec-Chain grabbed a hold of her sword arm, pulling it back and preventing her from using it. "Hurry up!" he bellowed. "I don't know how long this will last!" Zen responded by delivering a Nukiuchi to her chest causing her to shout out in pain. She then swung her sword arm with such a ferocity that Alexander and his Elec-Chain went flying through the air.
Staff Cynthia was still pelting Alice and Lestat with spells when Redden began to fire his weapon at her. The shots caught her off guard, causing her to turn all her focus onto Redden, responding with a colossal attack that split the ground in front of him, knocking his weapon from his hand and causing his left foot to slip into the chasm that had appeared in the ground.
During this entire thing, the Unarmed Cynthia was doing nothing about Alluvial and Syrue's attacks against her. She dodged and avoided them, but would launch a counter. The two of them knew something was wrong, but wanted to hurry and finish her off.
Kite began firing energy arrows at Sword Cynthia, and she used her sword to easily cut them down in mid-air. This was the moment that James slammed into her from behind, knocking her to the ground. Alexander landed near her, and bound her with the Elec-Chain. James began to relentlessly attack her, savagely beating her with anything he could find necessary. The Elec-Chain wore out, but there was no need for it, as James' attacks easily took Sword Cynthia out. She simply vanished.
After a short while, Shield Cynthia couldn't withstand the attacks against her. Her shield exploded, allowing Harry's ax strike to deal the finishing blow to her. She fell to the ground and she too vanished.
Staff Cynthia was faring a bit better, but Alice, Lestat, and Redden had all taken up different spots, forcing her to focus on only one of them at a time, while the other two pelted her with attacks. Eventually, Staff Cynthia fell, and vanished, just as the others had.
The Unarmed Cynthia saw this and smiled. With a mere flick of her hand, she sent Alluvial and Syrue flying. She then saw Naomi provide curative magic for the two of them, who looked like they badly needed it.
"This exercise is now over." said Cynthia. header, centering and all that stuff so that it looks better. also the " were fucked up when i pasted this, very annoying replacing them all. and i just checked and was able to replace them all in 1 click in the notepad file it was saved in. fml 317 FTW Teaching little kids Merodian Saga, one lesson at a time. I like this.
(Sadly I only read the header and understood what it was... ;-; )
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